Below, please find (selected) published work…
McSweeney’s
Jokes I’ve Told That My Male Colleagues Didn’t Like
Poems William Carlos Williams Revised After Being Told By His Agent To “Do More Plums Content!”
Tender Buttons of Messages From My Passive-Aggressive Roommate Gertrude Stein
The Belladonna Comedy
Not-Sexist Playwright Neil LaBute’s New Edgy Feminist Plays
To Re-Enter Comedy or Not to Re-Enter Comedy: That Is Louis C.K.’s Question
Who Said It: New White Male Candidate Eric Swalwell or Newer White Male Candidate Seth Moulton?
Weekly Humorist
Brain Teasers that Tease Your Anxious Brain
Improper Uses of “I Don’t Know Who Needs to Hear This”
Phrases That Could Be in John Hickenlooper’s End-of-Campaign Video, Who Knows, No One’s Watching It
Other Reality Dating Shows Willfully Misinterpreting Famous Love Quotes
Points in Case
What To Say When Someone Grabs Your Hand to Ogle Your Engagement Ring
Your #MeToo “Apology” For Yom Kippur Has Been Rejected
Little Old Lady Comedy
You Say Shallot, We Say Shut Up: How We, NYT Cooking, Invented Those Smelly Beauties
I’m an Independent Woman Who Doesn’t Answer to Anyone, Including the IRS
Google Exit: Our Newest Innovation for Predator Compensation
Male Feminist’s Cover Letter for a Feminist Theatre Internship
Slackjaw
Your NYC Housing Application Documents Checklist
Robot Butt
Stranger Things Season 3: Newly-Released Honest Episode Titles